Funny Plant Markers

Funny ceramic plant markers with a humorous twist for anyone who’s ever questioned their gardening skills (or quietly accepted defeat). Each marker features a playful hand-stamped message such as “not dead yet", "still alive", "weeds" and "nearly dead" - perfect for adding personality to pots, herb gardens, or as a gift for a plant-loving friend with a sense of humour.

Handmade from creamy stoneware clay and finished with rich glossy dark green glaze, each piece has its own subtle variations that make it unique.

Approximate size: 6.5cm wide x 12.5cm long

Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth

Every piece is made with care over several days and fired twice in the kiln for strength and durability. Because each piece is handmade, no two are exactly alike, adding to the unique charm of your piece.

My handmade ceramics are priced to reflect the time, skill, and materials that go into making each one.